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- Concept : When submiting please follow this format,Set the mood first describe where you overheard the converstation On the train: next then say who was involved Lady sitting behind me:I want to get off at the next stop please: Man next to her:Sorry you want to hop onto my lap? Try and put them on diffrent lines. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express what silly or dumb comment you overheard.
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Girl: I've been convinced I have had cancer for so long. You wouldn't believe how much hair I'm losing

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Mar 1, 2010 09:36 PM - Miscellaneous - by Mushroom

In up market restaurant:
Lady: Are eggplants vegitarian?
Man: I think so, why dont you ask the waiter.

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Jan 31, 2010 11:19 AM - Miscellaneous - by Admin

In classroom:
Teacher:Put your hand up if you can attend night class
Dumb Kid:So what does that mean we come at night, instead of day?
Another Kid:Oh I see night class... Yeah I can come at night
Teacher:...Yes you only come at night

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Feb 1, 2010 06:00 PM - Miscellaneous - by Jamie

1st Guy: So are you coming
Guy: Yes
Girl: So are you coming to dinner
2nd Guy: Ummm... Yes.... I just answered that

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Feb 1, 2010 06:10 PM - Miscellaneous - by Chris

Girl: You're such an easy drunk.
Drunk friend: When I come to your house drunk I'll show you how not easy I am when you don't try to make out with me

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Mar 1, 2010 06:25 PM - Miscellaneous - by Sober

Girl: I was born with these boobs
Friend: Yeh, it's like having three heads

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Mar 1, 2010 09:36 PM - Miscellaneous - by Countdown

Guy searching through wiki: I can't beleive it doesn't have Paul Pott
Brother: I didn't know Pual was a Cambodian name. Try Pol Pot

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Mar 1, 2010 09:36 PM - Miscellaneous - by Shane

This website is for posting all the stupid things you overhear other people say to people. Like when your in the office and here the lady next to you ask. What's in the egg sandwich? Submit it like this; Lady behind me: What's in the egg sandwich? You: -Blank stair- Egg...

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Jan 30, 2010 11:30 PM - In the office - by Admin

In the pub's kitchen:
Female waitress: I feel sick
Male chef: You might be pregant
Female waitress: I hope not
Male chef: Why could there be more then one dad?
Female waitress: There could only be three dads.

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Jan 31, 2010 12:57 PM - In the office - by Admin

Guy discussing company's controlling toilet break policy: Learn from me, I hold.
Girl:I don't want to get prostate cancer.

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Mar 1, 2010 09:36 PM - In the office - by The Boy

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