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Guy searching through wiki: I can't beleive it doesn't have Paul Pott

Brother: I didn't know Pual was a Cambodian name. Try Pol Pot

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Girl: I was born with these boobs

Friend: Yeh, it's like having three heads

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Girl: I've been convinced I have had cancer for so long. You wouldn't believe how much hair I'm losing

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Guy discussing company's controlling toilet break policy: Learn from me, I hold.

Girl:I don't want to get prostate cancer.

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Girl: I thought that lady was moving at lightning speed. Then I realised she was just walking down the stairs that were moving.

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Boy on phone: I'm not a slut. I just like variety.

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Girl: You're such an easy drunk.

Drunk friend: When I come to your house drunk I'll show you how not easy I am when you don't try to make out with me

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Volunteer worker: Would you like to help save the world?

Guy: Sorry. I'm getting lunch.

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Girl to friend: Oh my God, it was Mariah Carey in Precious

Friend: Wow. But her lips look way too big to be her.

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Guy 1: Dude, why are you punching yourself in the nuts?

Guy 2: Because it's itchy, duh

Guy 1: Then why don't you scratch it?

Guy 2: It's too hard to feel anything wearing these jeans.

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